{"product_id":"deadpools-affirmations-feel-yourself-to-heal-yourself-rob-kutner-hardcover","title":"Deadpool's Affirmations: Feel Yourself to Heal Yourself -- Rob Kutner, Hardcover","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDeadpool's Affirmations \u003c\/i\u003ewill make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI know what you are thinking: \"Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human piñatas?\" Fair question! Here's the thing--who better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) I'm like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a$$. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rob Kutner, Marvel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Random House Worlds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/28\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 80\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780593984819\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eComedy writer \u003cb\u003eRob Kutner\u003c\/b\u003e has won five Emmys, a Peabody, a TCA, and a Grammy writing for such shows as \u003ci\u003eConan\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart\u003c\/i\u003e. He is the author of the satirical end-of-times bestseller \u003ci\u003eApocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!; The Future According to Me; \u003c\/i\u003ethe horror-comedy\u003ci\u003e Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eLook Out For The Little Guy\u003c\/i\u003e, the in-universe memoir of Scott \"Ant-Man\" Lang.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rob Kutner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46914947023076,"sku":"9780593984819","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/9587\/8628\/files\/9780593984819.jpg?v=1761755981","url":"https:\/\/bookandmortar.com\/products\/deadpools-affirmations-feel-yourself-to-heal-yourself-rob-kutner-hardcover","provider":"BookandMortar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}