{"product_id":"effin-birds-2026-wall-calendar-aaron-reynolds-wall","title":"Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar -- Aaron Reynolds, Wall","description":"\u003cb\u003eAre you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEach monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Features include: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e 12\" x 12\" (12\" x 24\" open) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Planning spread for September-December 2025 \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Spans January-December 2026 \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Official major world holidays and observances \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Moon phases, based on Universal Time \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Aaron Reynolds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/15\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 24\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Wall\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.51lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.95h x 11.91w x 0.22d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781524898014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAaron Reynolds is the five-time Webby Award-winning author of \u003ci\u003eEffin' Birds\u003c\/i\u003e, a comic strip pairing intricate artwork with mundane daily frustrations read by over half a million people every day. His first book, \u003ci\u003eEffin' Birds: A Field Guide To Identification\u003c\/i\u003e, hit bookstores in 2019 and for seven whole days was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Prior to writing \u003ci\u003eEffin' Birds\u003c\/i\u003e as his full-time gig, Aaron was the creative director for a podcast network, a software trainer for Apple, and a Santa Claus photographer at the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNot available to be shipped via Media Mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Reynolds, Aaron","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47397169955044,"sku":"9781524898014","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/9587\/8628\/files\/71IYraJksAL.jpg?v=1767174164","url":"https:\/\/bookandmortar.com\/products\/effin-birds-2026-wall-calendar-aaron-reynolds-wall","provider":"BookandMortar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}