{"product_id":"i-do-not-eat-children-marcus-cutler-hardcover","title":"I Do Not Eat Children -- Marcus Cutler, Hardcover","description":"\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is...a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e--oops! There goes another kid.... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Marcus Cutler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Little Brown and Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/20\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 40\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.83lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.18h x 8.58w x 0.32d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780316474726\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAudience:\u003c\/b\u003e Ages 4-8\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 12\/15\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 02\/01\/2024 pg. 65\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 02\/01\/2024 pg. 80\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMarcus Cutler\u003c\/b\u003e is also the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eYou Might Be Special!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Three Canadian Pigs\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eTravel Guide for Monsters Part Deux: A Canadian Adventure\u003c\/i\u003e, among others. He lives in Ontario, Canada, and he invites you to visit him online at marcuscutler.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Marcus Cutler","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44936233386212,"sku":"9780316474726","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/9587\/8628\/files\/9780316474726.jpg?v=1719463908","url":"https:\/\/bookandmortar.com\/products\/i-do-not-eat-children-marcus-cutler-hardcover","provider":"BookandMortar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}