{"product_id":"valentines-are-the-worst-alex-willan-hardcover","title":"Valentines Are the Worst! -- Alex Willan, Hardcover","description":"\u003cb\u003eAn unsuspecting Gilbert the Goblin finds himself in the crosshairs of cupids and their heart-tipped arrows in the hilarious latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWho needs valentines? Not Gilbert the goblin! There's no time for cards and hugs and all that mushy malarky with far more important matters at hand--like, uh...eating tacos. When Gilbert bumps into a squad of cupids bent on showering him with love arrows, he runs for his life! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is clearly proof that \u003ci\u003evalentines are the worst\u003c\/i\u003e! Can Gilbert avoid the trappings of the holiday or will love find a way?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Alex Willan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Simon \u0026amp; Schuster Books for Young Readers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/23\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 40\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.13d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781665962612\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAudience:\u003c\/b\u003e Ages 4-8\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf it was Alex Willan, and \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e Gilbert the Goblin, who was in charge of writing the stories, he'd make a book called \u003ci\u003eAnchovies are the Worst!\u003c\/i\u003e. Alex is the author-illustrator of the Worst! picture book series and the Jasper \u0026amp; Ollie series, as well as the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eGot Your Nose\u003c\/i\u003e, written by Alan Katz. Alex lives in Chicago with his dog, Harley, who is the absolute best. Visit him online at AlexWillan.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Willan, Alex","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47397978505444,"sku":"9781665962612","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/9587\/8628\/files\/81B3ERJuQwL.jpg?v=1769770376","url":"https:\/\/bookandmortar.com\/products\/valentines-are-the-worst-alex-willan-hardcover","provider":"BookandMortar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}